It's the last weekends of September, almost the same time as last year. After a couple of dodgy days in the week, the weather turns for the better, a break in the clouds is expected.
The Saturday night curry is marinating, all we have to do is find a place to go. Plan was to follow the weather. After a great weekend at the Gower last year we fancied a bit of Cornish Granite, however by Friday there was still no clear indication from the Met Office as to where was going to be best, Bad weather, a 5hr drive, and the thought of us sitting in a fetid wet tent for 2 days was starting to loose it’s appeal. Lets be realistic we gotta go somewhere a bit closer. Granite…..grinite….grinit….gritit….grit….grit….Fek .Peaks bloody peaks lets go to the bloody peaks stop farting around. Quick find a campsite that allows FIRE, ooooohhh not many, and those that do are too far away. After some mild panic we plumbed for Knotlow farm campsite - http://www.knotlowfarm.co.uk/home £35 per night for 5 of us all in, and you can park by the tent they will even supply fire baskets and wood/charcoal if we need it. Cracking little site, near the
, it’s got Yurts as well if you like
that sort of thing. village of Flag
|Daymo does the lovely ‘Inverted V’|
Daymo, Deej got up there on the Friday and pitched the tent, bit of time left in the day for them to get up onto Stanage Popular band do few routes. Few routes ehh… Daymo and Deej only do the lovely ‘Inverted V’ VS 4b and ‘
Innominate/Harding's’ HVS 5a. Matt and Len arrive on the Friday
evening. Robin Hood
|Deej is already making a fine go of The Coign HS 4|
Trying to prize the bits of bacon from between my teeth I inaudibly say “Suppoaws we awt to think about some cliding, eybody gof a pleference”? With no real concise decision and the cloud still a bit undecided, we head off for Hathersage, might get an idea of where’s clear on the way.
After neatly reversing into the car behind, we pop into Outside for a bit of gear perving. Ooooh… lovely shinny precious things. I buy a big Yellow sling and a tay Shirt, as if I aint got enough. At the till, unknown to me, the chaps are all standing behind me in a line with the same bright
Orange shirt. “Rob! we all wanna look special like you’se….” It’s
still early on an expectedly stressful Saturday morning but the guy behind the
till is genuinely laughing.
We drive up towards Stanage, still a fair bit of cloud; no surprise Burbage North is full of groups, so we head back toward
. It’s a good
choice, it’s relatively quiet. Plantation
Don’t forget the sandwiches. It’s still a bit wet so we warm up on a few V Diffs / Severe.on Fern Crack. Even after a pretty good summer it’s still wet and green. Our attention moves towards Goliath’s Groove. As we arrive Deej is already making a fine go of The Coign HS 4.
|It’s a calf off…..|
|Deej leading Fairy Steps VS 4|
|Len on Living at Speed E1 5b|
|Tower Face Direct E2 5b|
|Deej leadingTower Face Direct E2 5b|
|An ernst Matt on Living at Speed E1 5b|
The beer then the curry in that order...
“Recon we’ve earned a beer”
We head for a pint at the Little John http://www.littlejohnhotel.co.uk/ in Hathersage, although i could have stayed for 2 or 3 it’s only quickie as we need to get the curry on. I set the open fire and build the heat, the big pot simmers, the nostrils start to twitch with expectation, chuck the naan on the fire for a few seconds and i can’t wait any longer ooooh yesss...Beef Vindaloo, Deej has
excelled himself again. Back of the throat.
The night is almost clear with a full moon, letting the food go down looking up at the stars...ahhh can’t beat this. I manage to rouse myself enough to stagger over to the car. I have something that will mellow the evening, a bottle of Penderyn Welsh Whisky. I was bought this for my birthday and thought I’d bring it along for the weekend. “Hello little bottle of Madeira Single Malt http://www.welsh-whisky.co.uk/ are you going to take the pain away from my armies and leggies”? “dwi yn y dŵr y bywyd, yfed i mi” says the little bottle. Oh goody goody.
I feel duty bound to share it with my colleagues. Half a bottle later...
Lookind dup “Now listed everybody, is it the clowds stanning still and the starth and earth movin or other way roun” There are only Four of us round the fire but Len is sure we are Five, there is something moving in the shadows. “Well there may be a schpooky presence but whatever it is its schnot sleeping in my bag, i’m going to sheep” Gooonigh everyone.
Sunday 24th- Froggatt or Birchen?
The lads have pitched the tent precisely aligned with the rising sun. The piercing light is almost unbearable...there was a presence last night but i wasn’t very spiritual, it was toxic and probably a fire risk, the tent smells like a pair of culled badgers underpants..... I’m just going for a walk, i may be some time.
Len gets the brekky going, nothing like a fry up with a few
sticks with crispy wildlife to start the morning. I think the plan is for
Froggatt but our timing is a bit out after an extended lie in. Fortunately is
looking like a lovely day, unfortunately there has been a mass exodus from
Sheffield, and every parking space anywhere near Froggatt has been gobbled up.
We don’t fancy a long walk in so head off down to Birchen. The field is open in
front of the Robin Hood pub http://www.robinhoodinnbaslow.co.uk/Robin_Hood/Welcome.html
we abandon the cars and head for the edge.
|Daymo on Powder Monkey Parade|
|Me on Ratline HVS 5b,Talk about a high step finish|
Jesus it’s hot, must be up in the mid 20’s. We sweat up a few solo’s on VDiff & Severe, Mast Gully Ridge VDiff , Len & Matt start on Fo’c’sle Crack S4b, Deej and Daymo pootle around on Stokers Wall. Matt and I pop up Trafalgar Crack & Barnacle Bulge HS4c. has some sparse little moves at the top. Daymo & Deej are now onto Powder Monkey Parade S 4b, a lovely traverse. Time to crank things up a bit, Deej & Len lead Top Sail VS 4c, Daymo and I follow. Still mid afternoon and it’s like high summer. Following savage criticism of Saturday’s sandwiches, Daymo has raised his game. Ham and Cheese and just Cheese by itself, with
Rocky Road biscuits for pudding, style.
Meanwhile Matt’s looking a shade the colour of his ex AA van, methinks he stood too close to de fire last night. He makes an enforced decision to return to the van as soon as possible, nee even breaking into a run. Andy who popped up with Mickey for a brief climb wants to discus the finer points of the best way home. Unfortunately the awakening UXB in Matt’s belly is now down to the 5 second fuse. Matt abandons courtesies and makes a dash, I’m glad to say there was a happy ending in the toilets of the Robin Hood….
Back on the rock Len & Deej are up for a couple of last climbs. Len & Daymo do Sail Buttress HS4c, Deej goes for Ratline HVS 5b,Talk about a high step finish, Len & I follow on 2nd, this seemingly not too bad HVS takes a fair bit of grunt. Game over we’re heading back.