Scene - A Thursday
evenings indoor climbing
Deej explodes with some news...
“Lads lads, guess
what says Deej, ”I’ve found this really great climbing venue that’s been
re-discovered on the Welsh coast, and it’s near Daymo’s place in New Quay”
We exploded back
“Err.. are you sure, we had a look a year ago and it was all chossy slate, that
nearly killed us”
Deej now jumping
about “Yes, yes its nowhere near that shitty place its further down the coast,
place called Ynys-Lochtyn, we gotta go, we gotta go”
Over excited
bouncing Tigerr Deej’s are a bleedin liability at an indoor wall, for his and
our own personal safety we tie him on a rope.
“For fooks sake,
ok, ok, somebody calm him down, and put him on the 7a.
....Later that
evening in the pub checking the beta on our phones
By god, you know i
think he’s right, this place looks amazing; bit of a walk in, but it’s bloody
fantastic.
In June, a few of
the chaps headed down to New Quay for a first recy.
I’m pottering round
Ludlow on a
lazy Saturday afternoon, and there’s a rumble in my pocket, as a series of pics
and texts ping onto my phone. Opening the pics, I barely contain my excessive
mouthful of Shropshire Blue cheese scone, bits of it fly across the cafe table.
Text < weather great, climbing awesome, were goin for a barby on the
quay>
The delicious
cheese scone only just about makes up for not being there...
The venue, Ynys
Lochtyn has been re-discovered by Doug Kerr & Dave Williams. Presently
there’s an excellent downloadable interim topo guide that i quote ‘is expected to be fully detailed in the forthcoming
Climbers’ Club guide to Mid Wales
(anticipated publication date of 2015)’
Download link
From the interim
guide ‘Ynys Lochtyn is the island situated
just beyond the headland of Pen Trwyn Lochtyn. Ynys Lochtyn only becomes an
island at high water. It is possible to cross to the island by means of a rocky
beach, normally passable up to approximately 2.5 hours on either side of high
water during neap tides but more time should be allowed during spring tides’
The feedback was..
its a brilliant venue, and the rock is good.
On the Saturday the
lads had made the longish walk in round the headland of Pen Trwyn Lochtyn. The
decent to Ynys Lochtyn was a bit messy but OK, access this way was fine but
climbing time is dictated by the tide tables, so not overly convenient. What
they needed was a boat, and we got a mate with a boat. So Sunday they took the
boat.
The seaborne
invasion is best tackled from the Eastern side of the island, slightly better
protection from the wind and currents. On a low tide if you anchor the boat
some 100m out, you can row an inflatable onto an obvious rocky ramp, but best
pack everything in watertight bags.
Over the now long
forgotten glorious summer of 2014, Daymo steals a couple more visits to the
island, armed with some ‘previous’ of the venue were ready for a late summer
adventure.
The boat trip - Saturday 20th Sept
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Daymo on Lochtyn Syndrome VS 5a |
Its late September
with spell of late sun, before the boat needs to come out of the water for the
winter, we get a chance for a final visit of the year.
Damian, Len, Deej
and Matt all manage to get down to New Quay on the Friday evening...
Very early Sat
morning, I roll up at the wrong house and knock on the wrong door. Fortunately
I realise the error and shuffle a couple of houses up, before the irritated
owner answers. The correct front door is open but then this is a local
community, the type of trusting community i remember form growing up in seaside
Dorset. All’s quiet with faint hint of spilled
spirits.
“Allo...
Allo...wake up, anybody conscious? ”
They don’t look
good...
Naturally, Matt has
woken early with a purpose; he’s skipped down the village for some forgotten
item for breakfast. Daymo surfaces and i remind him of the tide table,
Yeah...we’ve got to get the boat out while the tides in the harbour. After an
award winning fry up, we head off. Damian studies the sea with the keen eye of
the ancient mariner. Yes, yes it’s a goodish day and the sea is sort of
calmish. Already the harbour is busy; the locals are making the most of what may
be the last good weekend of the year.
Gear stowed, we
headed south from New Quay and picked up the knots.
“Daymo, how much
fuel we got” say I.
“Loads Rob, were
ok” says the captain "Take the wheel"
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Undercover Wall area |
…It’s been years since i steered, probably not since the incident
on the Thames when my sleeve got caught on the
throttle of my uncles boat. As the bow rose higher, his
ever so reddening face hurtled towards me, mmm.. many a sunken punt, terrific fun. Served him right for the time he dropped anchor out of Poole Harbour, mid course of the Embassy
International Offshore powerboat race, scared the shit out me, Coo.. great views of the
crews faces, i could count their teeth. Many expletives later we were moved
on by the coast guard helicopter.
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The row in to the ramps on the east side |
About an hour down
the coast we get to Ynys Lochtyn, drop anchor and slide the inflatable into the
water.
Tip, don’t let go
of the bow rope. A couple of ferries and were all on the island, and mostly
dry. This spot has traffic from local anglers so there are a few worn paths up
from the rocky ramp. The weather is improving; no sun yet but its dry enough.
We head off to the North tip of the island for Undercover & Stormborn
Walls, a short scramble down an you’re on a good wide ledge.
Stormborn Wall
(Right Hand) is getting some surf so we only have time for one route, it gets
as regular tidal lash so there is also a bit of slippery seaweed.
Fewer routes due to
encroaching tide. Damian leads on ‘Lochtyn Syndrome’ 15m VS 5a, the corner
route is tricky at the top, we all second. Beware the finish, it may now be
trickier, and you can blame Len for tearing off a useful chunk of rock.
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Matt on Out of Time E2 5c |
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Ken soloing on Undercover wall |
Undercover Wall
slightly raked back about 5-10 degrees off vertical, and pockmarked with relief
quartzite, nice, sharp clean holds. If it’s your first foray, Undercover has
some good short easy-ish warm up routes, just right for getting a feel for the
hard sandstone. The E2 in the far right corner has some challenges, useful
protection is a little on the sparse side until you get around 3/4 height. We
need to move onto Hidden Wall so we make a lame excuse for doing it on a toppy.
Undercover routes climbed (left to right)
· Full Time 15m S
4a (Solo)
· The Last Time 15m
HS 4b (Solo)
· Come in, Your Time
is Up 15m VD 4a (Solo)
· Time on My Hands
15m S 4a (Lead)
· Time of Your Life
15m HS 4b (The leftward trending flake) (Lead, Lovely little route to start on)
· Out of Time 15m
E2 5c (Finish direct or more easily to the left at E2 5b) (Finish direct on top
rope clean, protection sparse)
We shuffle back up
from Undercover Wall and scramble down the cliff on the west side of the island
leading to Hidden Wall’ area. Most of ‘Hidden wall’ is climbed from an elevated
and wide ramp of rock that gently slopes into the sea. Its a superb spot to
stretch out, catch a bit of sun and dry any wet ropes. Higher up the ramp, I
don’t think it gets a tidal wash except probably spring tides and storms. As
the afternoon warms up it starts to get a bit wiffy in places, Tip, if you
caught sort and need a wee, ‘don’t pee on the ramp’ walk a bit further down
nearer the water.
Totally recommend
you try two lovely routes on Hidden Wall, ‘Crab’ S & ‘Seal’ VS, the guide
advises these were originally climbed in 2005, there both well worth the one
star and probably deserve two if you keep to the exposed flakes. A few extra
small nuts will come in handy. I sew ‘Crab’ up big style, taking ages placing
loads of pro, a few more routes and it’s time to leave.
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Len on Menace from the deep HVS 5a |
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Concentration!!! |
Hidden Wall - Lower ramp routes climbed
· Menace from the
Deep 20m HVS 5a a difficult start then direct up the wall to finish up the
quartz flake.
Hidden Wall – Upper Ramp routes climbed
· Crab 17m S The
corner
· The Test 15m HVS
4c the right hand side of the golden/yellow wall with a runner in the groove of
Saudade at 4m.
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The row off from the gap at high tide |
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The row in to the gap between the island and mainland |
Although most of
our stuff is in dry bags we might have a bit of a problem pushing off from the
ramp. The swell has picked up a bit. Daymo and Deej make the first reasonably
dry run in the inflatable, leaving Len, Matt and myself waiting whilst Daymo
brings the boat in a bit closer. To get off with a high tide Daymo rows the
inflatable round to the gap between the Island
and the mainland. Here even with a swell it’s reasonably clam. The inflatable
can only ferry 2 at a time so that’s me and Len, any more and we won’t clear
the small reef. Back on the boat Matt is the last sorry soul on the island.
Daymo takes up the heroic task of the final journey, fair to say Matt’s pretty
keen to get off buy now and so powers the oars back with exceptional gusto.
Eventually were back into New Quay for Fish n Chips, a few beers in the pub,
and finish off the honey bourbon.
Sunday 21st Sept
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Bring the inflatable up high enough to allow for high tide |
Dawn rises with
rosy fingers, another odyssey begins....
Sunday starts a bit
bleary, i think I’ve fallen out of bed but as its only a tad off the floor it’s
hard to tell.
“Brew Rob” says
Matt, ....what a gentleman.
It’s looking a
better day, the sun is out but Daymo has a feeling it might be a bit choppy
past the harbour walls.
“Daymo, how much
fuel we got” say I,
“Loads mate” says
the captain.
“Right” says Daymo,
“Common let’s get going, who’s got the pasties” The waves are a bit higher with
a smatter of white ‘oses, so we need to keep the knots down”.
We let the locals
know where we’re going just in case.
As we anchor round
the East side again, the sea comes alive with jumpin sparkling sprats; the
mackerel are feeding, quite spectacular.
Back on Ynys
Lochtyn we head back to Hidden Wall for some unfinished business.
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Me on Seal VS 4c, Daymo relaxing!! |
I drop onto ‘Seal’
a cracking VS 4c, there are a couple of options higher up, the close to the
edge direct 4c, or creeping round to the right for a what looks like harder b
finish in the flatter flake. Looking down I’ve put in so much gear my belayer
has either fallen asleep or slipped on a bit of kelp. I plumb for the direct
4c. A lovely big pull over a overhanging bulge of rock. One over its an easy
finish. Note, there’s a bit of loose rock higher up so some extra long slings
are v useful.
Safely tied off
Deej wants to have a go at the E3 ‘Flight of the Concrete Puffins’ 19m E3 6a,
to quote The left side of the arête is steep
and hard.
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Deej on i think Gorilla Warefare E3 5c |
Jee’s it is exposed
and hard. Various other routes go through the day. Matt pushes confidently up
‘The Test’ 15m HVS 4c, and Len and I do ‘Branded’ 15m E1 5a, wonderful
climbing. Deej and Daymo are now on a roll, War Dance E2 5c and ‘Gorilla
Warfare’ E3 5c, glorious grunts, the later over a bulge finish. The rest of us
all pump trough the routes and are pleasantly knackered.
Time and tide as
they say...with the sun still out we recon we can swim to the boat, striping
off all the gear is dumped in the inflatable and Daymo rows it across. Ouch
Ouch ouch.. them there barnacles are sharp. After a day’s hardish climbing the
cold water is good on the muscles. A few minutes in the water and the boat
doesn’t look any closer, in fact it looks further away, mild panic ensues,
however Daymo’s only bringing her round to get in closer. I’m still in the waters
when i hear a massive thump.
“What the ‘feck’
was that!” i burbble
Matt shouts, “Oh
fook, he’s fallen over, quick Rob, get up here”
Daymo has slipped
over on the bow trying to secure the anchor and smacked his head on the deck.
We do the emergency ‘lie still and don’t move while we check you over’ routine.
He wasn’t knocked out cold but there’s a spanked look on his face, it’s hard to
tell what passes for normal, but we think he’s OK. Oh yes apart for the double
vision....ANYWAY
Crisis averted we
slam the throttle forward and bomb for port. It’s a late sunny evening, three
or four (that’s 6 to 8 for Damian) local boats are out running the coast.
Closing in on New Quay we can see the dolphin watch cruiser has found a pod.
Len insists we have a look. It’s an impressive sight to witness so we idle a
while.
The dolphins clock
off for the afternoon and we take our leave, what a lucky day... we’re on a
high, we’re so nearly home, we’re so low on fuel…
The engine cuts,
the bow drops and we roll in silence with the swell.
“Ohh shh..”, said
the captain…
On a positive note, what a cracking weekend good
climbing, good company, good grub, mmm local pasties nom nom. With the boat eventually
back on the trailer we head for middle England. Deej and I take the
mountain road to Rhyader. As we climb out of the valley the sun sets with rosy
fingers....run titles